GEE I LOVE DOUBLE SHIFTS

First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,

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nachts:

rawrimamidget:

yep.

lets give a round of applause to the best joke I’ve seen today. Oh my GOD.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

we closed but we still bowlin

how dare u. HOW. DARE. U

anyways bye I have work

"dont ever talk crap about my music yours sucks"

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

Car selfie ft. Fucker trenton

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

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